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Redneck Churches

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    You know yours is a Red Neck Church if:



    Upon learning that Jesus fed the 5000, the men want to

    know whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what

    bait was used to catch 'em.



    The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

    purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows

    how to play one.



    The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up

    the offering." Then five guys and two women stand up.



    Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official

    church holiday.



    A member of the church requests to be buried in his

    4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole

    it couldn't get out of."



    The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."



    In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven





    last names in the church directory.



    Baptism is referred to as "Branding."



    There is a special bake sale to raise funds for a new church

    septic tank.



    High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.



    The baptismal is a #2 galvanized wash tub.



    The choir robes were donated by Billy Bob's Bar-B-Q, and are

    embroidered with his logo.



    The collection plates are really hubcaps from a '56 Chevy.
     
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