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Redneck Lent.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Apr 26, 2007.

  1. cbbr

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    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook
    a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since
    it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious
    aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the
    Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came
    to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several
    classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled
    holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a
    Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the
    wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was
    called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard,
    clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in
    amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which
    he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a
    deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish.
     
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    :eek1: oh cit more religious BS, what is this gonna get started...........:D j/j:bow: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Wait a minute. I've been accused of being a redneck, and I'm Catholic. Where's that mod button I've been hearing about.:rolleyes:
     
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    Mod button. Whatever.

    I forwarded it to my Dad who was originally Baptist, has what's left of 2 deer in freezer, and went channelcat fishing with me over the weekend. I'm sure he'll think it's funny as hell too.:wink1:
     
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