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Redneck Newlyweds

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jun 10, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A week after their marriage, the redneck newlyweds paid a visit to
    their doctor.
    "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband.
    "My penis is turning blue."
    "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor.
    "Let me examine you."
    The doctor takes a look.
    Sure enough, the redneck's penis is blue. The doctor turns to the
    wife.
    "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"
    "Yes, I am," she replied.
    "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"


    "Grape" /forums/images/icons/cool.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif
     
  2. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color="blue"> I hate grape jelly ! </font color>
     

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