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Redneck Pick-up lines...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Dec 29, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    1) Did you fart, ‘cause you blew me away.
    2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
    3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
    4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
    5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
    6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
    7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
    8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
    Woman - "WHAT?"
    Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

    9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
    11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
    12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

    and.... the best for last!

    13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
     
  2. 89GMCSuburban

    89GMCSuburban 1/2 ton status

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    Still like my personal favorite.... "Mind if I wait here till it's safe back where I farted?"
     
  3. SkulzNBonz

    SkulzNBonz 1/2 ton status

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    You sure do got a purdy mouf:wink1: :eek1: :haha: :haha:

    John
     
  4. scotto0609

    scotto0609 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    What's got two thumbs and loves blow j##bs?(said with your two thumbs in the air.)This guy right here! or Is that a keg in your pants? because I'd love to tap that!!!!
     
  5. 3 on the tree

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    The number 1, sure fire, redneck pickup line.................................






















    NICE TOOTH:eek1:
     
  6. scotto0609

    scotto0609 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    :haha: perfect!!
     
  7. roadhawg

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    :haha:
    I think either of those would work nicely around these parts of oklahoma........
     
  8. 76zimmer

    76zimmer Flyin Rat Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    why don't they sell popcorn at circle tracks..........




















    cuz the fans don't have enough teeth to chew it.:haha: :doah:
     
  9. JEBSR

    JEBSR 1/2 ton status

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    What has 1200 legs and 256 teeth? A Kentucky family reunion.
     

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