Redneck Reading Test Question 1 - Read the following sentences. MR DUCKS AR KNOT OSAR CM EDBD BEEKS LIB MR DUCKS Answer: Them are Ducks. They are not. Oh yes they are. See them itty bitty beaks. Well I'll be, them are ducks. Question 2 - Read the following sentence aloud. I am sofa king we tall did. Answer: I am so [censored] retarded !