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Redneck Reading Test

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BranndonC, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. BranndonC

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    Redneck Reading Test

    Question 1 - Read the following sentences.

    MR DUCKS

    AR KNOT

    OSAR

    CM EDBD BEEKS

    LIB MR DUCKS



































    Answer: Them are Ducks. They are not. Oh yes they are.

    See them itty bitty beaks. Well I'll be, them are ducks.



    Question 2 - Read the following sentence aloud.

    I am sofa king we tall did.

    Answer: I am so [censored] retarded !
     
  2. mudhog

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    so what if i got it right readin all those??????? lol j/k. i'm not that bad. good one tho /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    jacob
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I don't get it.
     
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    My mother in law bought me a redneck dictionary so I could understand her.
     
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    redneck dictionary? where can i get one?
     
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    One of the guys at work came looking for me one day and my boss asked why he wanted me. He said because theres a big doughnut truck and he thought it was mine. My boss said he knew I was a fat a$$ and liked doughnuts but he didnt think it was my truck. It took him about 5 min to explain that it was a big door in the co. pickup. Of course it dosent help that he forgot his teeth that day /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     

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