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Redneck Son

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Aug 29, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Deerest Redneck Son,
    > > >I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
    > > >where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that
    most
    > > >accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be
    > able
    > > >to send you the address because the last West Virgina family that lived
    > > >here
    > > >took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change
    > > >their
    > > >address.
    > > >This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
    > > >'bout
    > > >it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen
    them
    > > >since.
    > > >The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
    > time
    > > >for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you
    > > >wanted
    > > >me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in
    > the
    > > >mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the
    pockets.
    > > >Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
    > because
    > > >it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
    > > >Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is
    > yet
    > > >so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like
    > your
    > > >brother.
    > > >Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
    pull
    > > >him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he
    > burned
    > > >for three days.
    > > >Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
    > > >driving
    > > > He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends
    > were
    > > >in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
    > > >There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
    > as
    > > >happened.
    > > >Your Favorite Aunt,
    > > >Mom
     
  2. speed_deed

    speed_deed 1/2 ton status

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    lovin it!
     

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