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Redneck wedding night

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Feb 18, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    A Mississippi couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel
    in Hot Springs for their honeymoon.

    The new groom went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This
    is a very special 'casion... our weddin night... and we need your BEST room
    with a strong bed."

    The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

    The redneck fellow thought about it for awhile and then replied, "No,
    I guess not ... I'll just hold on to her ears 'til' she gets used to it!"
     
  2. darkshadow

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    lol :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

    that was good expecting a pic of your wedding though :thinking::thinking::wink1::wink1:
     
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    my man!!!!:haha: :waytogo:
     
  4. dontoe

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    Well, I'm still living with her ya know!
     
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    too funny:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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