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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Jun 18, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    I just realized I really regret not getting a nice picture of my mauling of a horse corpse with a baseball bat when I had the opportunity

    It would have made an excellent thread comment picture

    Though of course that would go against my beliefs about general eloquence

    Also, I do not regret not humping said dead equine. It was in too awkward a position.... and it smelled bad

    Oh, also, I think the thread comment picture would have been a bit disgusting

    Like humping said horse

    Ahem
     
  2. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    We're actually home this weekend. Kim Can is sitting around doing nothing. Should I get her online?
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    Oh if it's not too much trouble
     
  4. Kim Can

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    Settle down now...
    I'm not too sure I have been missing any quality posts judging by this one!
     
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    could photo shop your self into this......

    NO ONE CLICK that no really dont....
     
  6. Kim Can

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    Excuse me while I wipe the puke off my mouth.... NO THANKS!!!!! Thanks for the warning, but I was expecting something kinky, not THAT!
     
  7. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Yeah, Kim Can is more into kinky. C'mon guys, send her some links to kinky porn or something.

    BTW, RJ, should I show that link to TallGirl?

    "Hey, Katrina! Uncle RJ hates horses now."

    "Really, dad? Is that why he never sent the horse drawing he promised?"

    "Yes Katrina. Im sorry. People are disappointing sometimes, eh?"

    "Yes, daddy."

    "Stop crying now, ok, honey?"

    "*SOB* OK, dad......"

    Shame on you, you horse hater. :shame:










    :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  8. darkshadow

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    i said not to it was for rj only

    that guy is a little messed, let me find the TRAILER to one of his fav movies.....



    EDIT.
    ok it will start playing once you click it, so be warned, Joe will tell you its really good just ask him, check it out..

    Ichi the killer
     
  9. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I kind of enjoyed the part where he's raping the girl he's killing(or something like that).....

    RJ, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????:(
     
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    Awww, Darkshadow - you are supposed to pm yucky links like that. Now when I close my eyes all I see is...... poor horsey.
     
  11. Resurrection_Joe

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    Oh what micked machancation thou weave

    Takashi Miike makes strange movies

    Rationalization is what seperates the weak from the strong, thou all in all futile

    I have to stop reading the thesaurus
     
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    Well FINE!

    **** YOU!

    I'll just abandon my gift project I had going for you!
     
  13. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Being pissy doesn't help matters, y'know. Do I have to go wake KimCan up and tell her you're being bitchy?

    :crazy:
     
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    I think you are just tooooooo drunk to register my subtle intent of tone
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Actually, I'm too damn far from drunk. Speaking of which, I'm gonna go pour me another.

    :woot:
     
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    No, wait wait wait

    Can Can leaves the house with shovel over shoulder

    He enters the dark forest

    He encounters a small goblin

    He smashes the goblin flat

    He feels bad

    The goblin is hurt in pride and in body

    Can can gives him his sunglasses

    I am reminded of a ZZ Top song

    And of a land called Cheyenne Wyoming

    I realize that the sun shall soon set

    But what exactly is the meaning

    DO I measure my life in instances and interaction

    Or do I measure my life by my own standards

    How so I fail and wish to the 11:11 to redeem me but I know it is all my fault

    Do I dissemble, what do I do, do I repeat not even knowing what I say

    Do I stand and my head it is burning

    Can I realize everything

    The bathroom is hot

    I am sweating

    The bugs are coming out again

    What matter of life is this to sit and continue and never be free from your own mind

    Maybe it is what coping is

    Maybe if we didn’t attach such a meaning it would have no meaning

    But even things without meaning can have value

    What is and what is not a valued experience comes down to you, but possibly another person

    What if you never see that person or that person is dead

    Does it invalidate your own experience

    Does a part of your life die with them

    What if they appear again, are you more fulfilled

    Has there ever been a time when you have said what is it

    And no one answered

    And the wind just blew on by
     
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    Well, that;s unfiltered RJ thoughtstraem for you

    I try to be lighthearted but the shallow waters always get deeper
     
  18. Can Can

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    You need to start drinking vodka. All is good with vodak. It'll simmer your wild side down a wee bit.

    Although I would a smash a goblin if I saw one. I'd probably use a square mouth shovel as opposed to a simple spade, though.
     
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    Can Can has a square mouth

    You see he is dating a man made of legos

    And, as you can probably guess, all applicable parts of a lego man are square

    Which rises question to it's vital fluids.....

    No, I just get itchy when I drink
     
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    Hahahaha, I just had this quasi romantic relationship image of you and me and I said to you "If you can't think on my level, maybe you can fake it, it's what I do half the time anyway" ...and then you were shocked and dropped your glass
     

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