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Relationship Marketing 101. . .

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 5, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

    You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
    say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
    That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
    your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in
    bed."
    That's Advertising.

    You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
    number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed,"
    That's Telemarketing.

    You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
    and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his
    tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
    way, I'm fantastic in bed."
    That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I
    hear you're fantastic in bed,"
    That's Brand Recognition.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him
    into going home with your friend.
    That's a Sales Rep.

    Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
    That's Tech Support.

    You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
    handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
    roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your
    lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" .
    That's Junk Mail.

    You see two great looking brothers at a party. You decide to take them
    both home.
    That's a 2 for 1 sale.

    You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your
    breast and grabs your ass .
    That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    You like it, but 10 years later your attorney decides you were offended
    and files suit.
    That's America.
     
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    83ZZ502_Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    hey i sent you that one /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. Muddytazz

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    You did? I didn't post this from you tho, got it from my mom /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ya i sent it to you /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif if your mom is anything like mine she sends everything you send her back to you /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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