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Remember, "Guns don't kill people . . .

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by skratch, Jun 14, 2004.

  1. skratch

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    Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

    Doctors
    A) The number of physicians in the U.S.is 700,000.

    B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

    C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (Statistics courtesy of U.S.
    Dept of Health &Human Services)

    Now think about this:

    Guns:

    A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (yes, that is 80
    million).

    B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.

    C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188

    Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
    owners.

    Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do"

    FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

    Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
    before
    this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

    (Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on
    lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
    attention.)
     
  2. lason

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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

    Wow, interesting facts there. I knew there was a reason I dont go to the doctor unless Im dying.


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  3. bigyellowjimmy

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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

    Ooooh imagine the irony of being shot accidently and then going to a doctor who accidently kills you
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

    Thats strange, maybe if you get shot, bring a gun, so if you die, the doctor dies with you /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

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    Thats strange, maybe if you get shot, bring a gun, so if you die, the doctor dies with you

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    How are you gonna shoot the Dr after you're already dead? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

    I'll have a electricalized gun inside my shirt, so when my heart doesn't beat for 10 seconds, it sprays bullets out and kills the doctor /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

    electracalized.... you rock man you truly do /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

    "Guns don't kill people . . . I DO!!

    hey i lived around guns all my life and i only shot somebody twice so....
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

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    I'll have a electricalized gun inside my shirt, so when my heart doesn't beat for 10 seconds, it sprays bullets out and kills the doctor /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

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    for a guy whos a little slow some times that was pretty quick, btw a clamorn (sp?) mine on your chest would spray bbs 100 feet or so in a 60* arc might be a litle mor4e efective /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

    unless you have one of thoughs electronice guns that shoot a million rounds a sec.
    (BTWthey really do exest, search on popular mech. and it in there)
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

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    I'll have a electricalized gun inside my shirt, so when my heart doesn't beat for 10 seconds, it sprays bullets out and kills the doctor

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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

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    electricalized

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    I like to make up words too! Now we have something in common! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

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    I'll have a electricalized gun inside my shirt, so when my heart doesn't beat for 10 seconds, it sprays bullets out and kills the doctor /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]ROTFFLMFAO /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

    We need to send that to all the anti-gun lobbyists that are gonna push for the extention of the assualt weapon ban.
     
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    Re: Remember, \"Guns don\'t kill people . . .

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    electricalized

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    I like to make up words too! Now we have something in common! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Words like this exist when you put it in a proper sentence containing that word like I did /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif


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    electracalized.... you rock man you truly do


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    It means an electrical object- electricalized /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     

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