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Republican Fisherman

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Aug 1, 2006.

  1. gjk5

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    Republican Fisherman :)
    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
    She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a
    boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you
    help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
    hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
    "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet
    above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea
    level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north
    latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west
    longitude.

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."


    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"


    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told
    me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do
    with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've
    not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."


    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"


    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or
    where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due
    to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that
    you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to
    solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
    you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
     
  2. SkulzNBonz

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    SO true.

    John
     
  3. jekquistk5

    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    ding ding ding! :grin:

    j
     
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    Amen. :haha:
     
  6. pauly383

    pauly383 Daddy383 Staff Member Moderator

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    Very true . Now when is the Ck5 fishing meet and greet :thumb:
     
  7. chevyfumes

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
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    Ahm takin it to work!:haha:
     
  9. ryoken

    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Oh dayum... Gotta remember that one for the lefty at work...
     

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