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RESIGNATION

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Dec 23, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

    I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old
    again.

    I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant...

    I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with
    rocks.

    I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

    I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends
    on a hot summer's day.

    I want to return to a time when life was simple, when all you knew were
    colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother
    you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care.

    All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the
    things that should make you worried or upset.

    I want to think the world is fair.

    That everyone is honest and good.

    I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the
    complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

    I want to live simply again. I don't want my day to consist of computer
    crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days
    in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness,
    and loss of loved ones.

    I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice,
    peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

    So . . . here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my
    401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.

    And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first.
     
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