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Retirement Plan

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by kennyw, Mar 11, 2004.

  1. kennyw

    kennyw N9PHW Premium Member

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    If I had bought $1,000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be now worth $49.

    With Enron, I would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.

    With Worldcom, I would have less than $5.00 left.

    If, I had bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then returned the bottles for the 10-cent deposit, I would have $214.

    Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

    This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-keg
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    [ QUOTE ]
    This is my new retirement program, I call it my 401-keg


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    Great idea!

    Now we just need to find a way to get employers to match contributions. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif Maybe match 1 6-pack per rack for the first 100 racks. That's an extra 25 rack of beer per year for free!!!!



    Where do I sign???
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif my is to rob a bank ,if i get away with it i'm set. if i get caught i still gat three hot's and a cot. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     

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