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Revenge of the blondes(JOKE)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoAngel, Jan 15, 2002.

  1. NoAngel

    NoAngel 1/2 ton status

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    Northampton,MA
    Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a
    craps table. A very attractive blonde woman
    arrived and bet twenty
    thousand dollars on a single roll of the
    dice.
    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
    much luckier when I'm completely nude."

    With that she stripped from her neck
    down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama
    needs new clothes!"
    Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I
    WON!"
    She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
    She then picked up all the money and clothes
    and quickly departed.
    The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she
    roll?"
    The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"

    Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men
    are men.





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  2. Leadfoot

    Leadfoot 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Hey! I resemble that remark [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

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  3. riz

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    <font color=purple> No matter what she rolled .......... the dealers still won !!

    L8r,
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  4. Chaz316

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    How long did she jump up and down?

    LOL

    "If it aint broke don't fix it" is like a 4 letter word.
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  5. UseYourBlinker

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    I wouldn't been able to tell what she rolled,but I could tell ya what size her boobies were..[​IMG][​IMG]



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    from Freekmont,CA.

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