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RJ and Stave are Braggarts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    RJ: I can kill your entire family with a dining fork!

    STAVE: My biceps are so tough and sexy that anacondas in the jungle kill themselves in despair!

    RJ: I can punch holes in depleted uranium, and your face, and a car door, and evil, but that's figurative

    STAVE: Saxaphone players send me letters full of money because I rock so hard

    RJ: I choked some guy to death once, with my ARMPIT

    STAVE: My underpants sold at auction for $50,000. The girl who bought them has visions after smelling them.

    RJ: I invented golf before I ever existed

    STAVE: While you were sitting there on your ass, I invented cold fusion

    RJ: I can throw a football, like forever long. I threw one a year ago, it still hasn't landed

    STAVE: I ate a hamburger once and pooped out a COW!

    RJ: I ate a big pile of junk and pooped out a STAVE

    STAVE: I can smell time

    RJ: I can feel sound

    STAVE: I can rip up whole trees

    RJ: I can pee on a sapling in the morning and have a full grown shadtree by noon

    STAVE: I can swallow running chainsaws

    RJ: I didn't need Klatu Veratu Nictu, I just punched the book in the face

    STAVE: I've seen every boob ever

    RJ: I can make great pizza

    STAVE: I can sew better than your mom

    RJ: I can kick a soccerball so hard it implodes and creates a black hole

    STAVE: I can balance a cup of water on my head

    RJ: That is such a lie!
     
  2. Resurrection_Joe

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    I just wanted to say "I'll kill you with a goddamn fork" but I didn't have an appropriate opening
     
  3. sled_dog

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    haha. Hey wait that means he has seen Tshy's boobs....
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    I saw some very nice boobs today

    It was a good day
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Can Can - "I have super tough toes"
     
  6. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I'd be more impressed if it was the estate of Jimi Hendrix sending him money.

    Right Guard can solve that problem............................

    :D
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    CAN CAN: My weiner gave me muscle strain from handling it

    RJ: My hair is stronger than spider silk

    STAVE: I lived for a year on only shampoo and toilet water

    CAN CAN: My flat top can deflect bullets

    RJ: My bullets can penetrate Can Can's flat top

    STAVE: My flat top's bullets can penetrate Can Can

    CAN CAN: I can eat a million flap jacks

    RJ: I CAN EAT YOUR SOUL !!!

    STAVE: I can eat the sky

    CAN CAN: I own the moon

    RJ: I own Can Can

    STAVE: 1 0wNz3rZ U @!!1

    RJ: Shut up
     
  8. thezentree

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    I just got SolidWorks and am thoroughly impressed. And just when I thought my night couldn't get any better, you post that. :rotfl:



















    (is it sad that I get that excited over CAD software?)
     
  9. Resurrection_Joe

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    I get excited when I find a program that can batch rename my files

    Organizationnnnnnnnnnn

    CAN CAN: It's true! *pwinggggggggggg pwongggggggg*
     
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    i have one i like.... a.f.5 rename your files
     
  11. Resurrection_Joe

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    Yep, that's the one
     

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