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RJ Has Fallen, Hail Your Wounded Soldier

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Dec 18, 2004.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Or, I have a cold

    ****ING VIRUSES! TOO SMALL TO SHOOT!

    I'mma go vomit out my nose now
     
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    how do you knwo they are too small to shoot? have you tried?
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    MMMMmmmmI'm ill as well, kids are carriers of infection...Dr. Fumes says...Drink lots o' whiskey....Alright we need to get rid of most of these stoooopid smileys and get a drunken fumes smiley....
     
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    You can bet your ass he did.
     
  5. 3 on the tree

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    Your keyboard says get well soon. It hates gettin "boogered" up!
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    I'm a fan of the snort it in and suck it down school of life
     
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    ya stuffed up, or drippin'? Sudafed for stuffy, Actifed for runny...those don't work, i think a BB gun fired properly into the left nostril, will take out the virus king. I don't recommend it though....
     
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    I got some sort of strange Lackland AFB disease thanks to my friend who came home on Monday... sore throat, sore all over, fever, headache, my neck is killing me... Been hitting up the Dayquil and Nyquil since 10:45 Friday night... Works wonders until it wears off after 3 hours, and I'm only supposed to take it every 4 hours :mad: My jaw hurts too, breakfast is agony...
     
  9. Resurrection_Joe

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    Observations -

    1. Apparently I cna go three days without smoking with no ill effect

    2. I really smell a lot worse when sick, I'm up to 4 daily showers

    3. It's COLD int he damn house

    4. I'm too tired and weak to beat off, so when I'm well, that's going to be interesting

    5. I have impared judgement and don;t really want to leave the house because I refuse to load my gun

    6. Nothing tastes good, so I ate raw cream soups and vomited

    7. I fall down a lot

    8. I sleep a lot

    9. I got's cottonmouthg



    Do I look jaundiced in this pic?


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    I know I look goofy and sloppy, I'm sick


    I drink too much medicine, I'm kind of off it
     
  10. unclematty

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    Dude!, you look awful,

    try this right now drink 32 oz's of cold water, then warm another 32 oz's of water, till you can just barely sip it. add 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinager, stir, add honey to taste. now drink it up!

    Your gut will ache for about 5 minutes, then you'll want to sleep, do so as long as you want wake up and cold symptoms will be gone temporarlly( about 6 hours):waytogo:
     

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