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Rj Versus The Demon Beast Of Water

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    I got water in my right ear and I can't hear anything but bass feequency, any quick cures or do I have to wait?
     
  2. Can Can

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    Tilt your head to the right and jump up and down on your heels for a few seconds.

    Repeat as necessary.
     
  3. 84gmcjimmy

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    1. find wooden spoon.
    2. pick up said wooden spoon.
    3. hit wooden spoon on head repeatily 5 times.
    4. continue if nessicary.
     
  4. 3 on the tree

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    tilt head to right. pinch nose shut with fingers, close mouth and GENTLY exhale.repeat if water does not run out
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Been like this all day, happened this morning

    Ok now my head hurts, I have a broken spoon, my feet hurt, I like Stave's joke, and I'm still deaf.

    SUXXORZ
     
  6. 75-K5

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    Shake your head a lot. After you've killed enough brain, hold your palm over your ear and create a vacuum. Open the eustachian tubes and yank your palm away. Either the water or your eardrum will come out. It's worked for me a couple times. Best of luck.[​IMG]
     
  7. unclematty

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    A warm hair dryer , blowing in the ear with head tilted to the side usually does it for me.
     
  8. Resurrection_Joe

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    I still cant hear
     
  9. unclematty

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    I got it! get a small syringe, place business end in ear, pull out plunger! need to create suction to overpower the suction from the void.:haha: :haha: :haha: :thumb: damn, I just kill me sometimes!:D
     
  10. mr_beer

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    Try using an air compressor to blow it out:grin: :grin:

    Hey just a thought:D
     
  11. unclematty

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    The object here is to get the cranial psi down to a minimum without going into a vacumm!:cool1:
     
  12. Cricket

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    Well if that's the case you may as well give up on him, your too late.
     

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