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RJ's Massive Roadtrip Freakout

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Apr 26, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Monday Night 7PM - Went To Bed

    Tuesday Day 1PM - Got Up

    Tuesday Day 2PM - Prep

    (Had to chase a bank reciept that flew out of the window during transaction. Found a lucky feather! YAY!)

    Tuesday Day 3PM - Left Town

    Anyway

    I went on rocking out to a house in the country to do computer work

    Left at 6PM $25 richer

    Wanged on down to Pierre

    Parked in the new Wal Mart parking lot. I can't figure out these parking lot things with the arrows and letters. I park at the very far end.

    Walk around Walmart

    Can't find the damn Lola Ray albumn I was looking for

    Picked up MTV2's headbangers ball album. GREAT value. 40 tracks, 2 CD's $14. Look into it. Lots of current hard rock. Slayer! Lacuna Coil! Lamb Of God! Sevendust! Killswitch! Shadows Fall! Demon Hunter! Etc!

    Picked up Ghost In The Shell: Innocense. I expect it to be super awesome

    Get to the parking lot. Trunks open. Uh oh........ Nope, no thieves. Dump my junk in the trunk.

    Drive home with hard metal at some ungodly level of volume.

    20 miles out I get a bad headache.

    The world turns green.

    I get wierd heat in my body at odd areas.

    I think I'm going to spontaeneously combust.

    I can't stop shaking.

    Consider pulling over and having Can Can talk me down.

    I don't.

    Keep screaming (literally)

    THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. THERE ARE NO FRIENDLY PLACES!

    (Pulp Fiction)

    I press against the side of the car.

    Think I'm gonna puke

    Raving out mad mad mad crazy crazy...... HATE HATE HATE

    I think I'm going to die die

    My arm hurts

    I'm driving too fast

    Way too fast

    Blurry vision

    Get to resteraunt

    Stagger in, go sit in the bathroom for half an hour

    Bought a burger

    Decided my redeption was to please BRB and eat a burger. It was great. Everything is great.

    Got a headache now

    Have the best art of my life half done, too scared to continue less I ruin it.

    Nose hair in my head.

    My hand hurt.

    Golden Girls

    Traffic Jammie
     
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    Dammit RJ now i want a burger :D
     
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    It was friggin AWESOME
     
  5. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    TallGirl was wondering where you were lately. I told her you were busy.

    Apparently you were. Next time you lose your mind, feel free to call. I'm usually looking for an excuse to go to the garage and have a cigar, y'know.....
     
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    THE RJ SUPER DEADMAN BURGER

    (If you order it at the Medicine Rock in Gettysburg SD, they call it the "Battler burger. That is so "teh ghey")

    8oz Hamburger Patty (Charbroiled)
    Large FRESH BAKED Butter Toasted Bun (by our town's bakery, good stuff there)
    Light Mayo
    Ketchup
    7 Pickle Slices
    2 Thick Tomato Slices
    4 Slices White Onion
    Lettuce
     
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    I miss you

    I miss having friends

    I miss being at work (new girl)
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    RJ has a girlfriend?:yikes: :eek1: :woot: :woot:
     
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    RJ is hoping
     
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    Do you have the recipe for the burger patty ingredients? It loooks good!
     
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    It's your standard delicious cafe foodservice wonder patty

    (read: frozen)
     
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    (hot girl?) pics? :D
     
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    Yeah, like I'd let any of you lecherous bastards see her
     
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    That's a damn big word for horny.
     
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    You know You really should have Yourself checked out. It's sounds as if You had a small heart attack. All the classic signs.
     
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    Well, I guess if I dissappear again.....
     
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    You really should get checked out. Your a young guy but that does not mean it cant happen to You. It happend to Me when I was 29 and I sure as hell wouldn't want You to go though the same thing.
     
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    I seriously don't think s

    I really appreciate the thought though

    I hadn't eaten anything in 24 hours, or smoked, and had only drank Coke, I'm guessing that was the cause
     
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    GiTS : Innocence is AWESOME!

    Eat some uhhh.... "mushrooms", then watch it with the lights off and volume cranked!


    It's good. But subtitled, not that the great RJ cares. :D

    Plus, subtitled dialouge is normally better. More graphic.


    Oh, and I have an idea for a comic type thing, RJ. If you want to hear about it and maybe draw me up some main characters? Some Flash animation would be even better since I could then do a soundtrack to it, but I'm not holding my breath on that. I need a basic storyboard first. It'll be a very, very graphic comic. :D
     
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    Maybe maybe maybe

    ....but no one can hold a candle to the new american god RJ and his eternity of anguish and splendor
     
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