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RJ's Salt Water Death Spiral Adventure

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Nov 5, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Ok, I won't go into how I got wikipedia to link me in seven easy steps to a medical page, maybe it was the mushrooms.

    "Obnoxious Frog"

    I digress.

    ANYWAY

    Site says

    "Induce vomiting by tickling the back of the throat or having victim ingest two teaspoons of salt dissolved in a tumbler of water"

    I says to the site I says "HA! **** YOU! I CAN TAKE PICKLE JUICE AND AU JU! I CAN TAKE THAT"

    I really don 't know why. Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why you 'fraid.

    So (luckily) I take the precation of going intot he bathroom.

    I'm thinking, if anything, I burp after having a delicious glass of salt water.

    Here I go

    I take a sip for taste

    I instantly vomit that out

    AWESOME!

    So, I man up and get about a swallow and a half down!

    HEY! BOLOGNA! EVERYWHERE!




    So, my point it, a good bet at work or in other relaxed social situations is that you can't take keep down a rocks glass of mild salt water.

    So, yeah, my face hurts
     
  2. thezentree

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    I SO could have used that back in high school. :bow:
     
  3. PhoenixZorn

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    RJ, that fuggin rocks....

    I used to tickle my throat when I needed to puke, now I think I'll keep my fingers out of my mouth and try the salt water.
     
  4. gauder

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    You can also use ipecac syrup. Available at any pharmacy.
     
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    Wicked sweet. How much water?
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    Ipecac can poison you

    ANY amount of water will do, you just need to get a swallow or two down. I triend to get on of my Hunters to do it today, but she didn't want to. I did it and puked all over the parking lot. I'm awesome.

    16oz water with two heaping tablespoons of salt. Get a swallow or two down if you can actually manage that.
     
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    Salt water will do it every time. I was diving off the west coast of Florida once and the wave action on the surface was about 5-6 ft. Yep, swallowed some sea water. Got down to about 35ft and puked thru my regulator. Hint-if you take the regulator out to barf and involuntairly inhale you drown.....
    So I blew chunks thru the reg and then got to breathe thru the remains of that, about the nastiest thing I've done so far, breathing thru my own vomit............
    George
    ps I held the regulator in with both hands
     
  8. Drey

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    The good old chug a gallon of milk works too :wink1: Good times back in highschool.
     
  9. Shawn

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    So I guess I shouldn't swallow any water from my saltwater aquarium unless I want to puke....

    BTW- That water tastes nasty! Have to siphon my u-tube if it breaks the siphon. Have cool sea creatures though...

    PS- A Mag 1200gph pump kicks ass!
     
  10. Seventy4Blazer

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    the gallon of whole mild (vitamin D) deal IS doable. i have seen it done and done it myself.

    here is the gag for those of you who dont know.
    "i bet you cant drink a gallon of whole milk in an hour or less AND keep it down for 30 min without puking"

    take 45 min or less to drink it. drink slowly AND DONT MOVE. fidn a comfy place and sit there as you do it. 30 min after you drink it, go SIT on the toilet. this will be your place of rest for about an hour. bring baby wipes. you will need them.
    Grant
     

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