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ROAD BLOCK:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by RATAH, Sep 1, 2003.

  1. RATAH

    RATAH 1/2 ton status

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    ROAD BLOCK:

    Two rednecks, Bubba and Ear l, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

    The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

    "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

    "What fer?", asked Bubba.

    "Just let me do the talkin', OK?", said Earl.

    Well, they f inished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

    When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"

    "No SIR," Earl replied, "we're on the patch."
     
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