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Robin Williams for President!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.

    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
    for peace. So, here's one plan."

    1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
    Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we
    will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't
    want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
    sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
    will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
    where they are. They're illegal! France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
    unless given a special permit! No one from a terrorist nation will be
    allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
    hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any
    more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
    they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
    wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
    will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
    caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
    their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
    somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
    filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
    will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
    rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
    are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very
    little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
    need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
    would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
    can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
    ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE... Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your
    poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
    'you want a piece of me?' "


    You gotta love Robin Williams......
     
  2. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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  3. dontoe

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    'ell. I still like him better than any other comedian, well, Steve Martin is right up there too! :bow:

    Oh, still love the plan!!!!!!!!!! :deal:
     
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    Robin's pretty left, he's still good though

    I like Izzard the best however
     
  5. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Yep, Robin is way way way left. And, as tRustyK5 posted, he never made that one up.
     
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    snopes rocks
     
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    Williams and Izzard are 2 of my personal favorites.
     
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    R.W. would never (& didn't) say most of those things. He is extremely liberal. Also, repost x10.
     
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    Covered In BEEEES
     
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    Robin williams is a fn Commie and NEVER said nothing like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Double negative.... (I know that;s rude but I really am obsessing about them lately)
     
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    most correct, the statue of liberty witha baseball bat thing he did say. Was in some standup movie of his I watched not too long ago. I need to get that...
     
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    Izzard rocks....

    Because Squirrels eat with both hands. num, num, num. And then they stop, and look around and think "Did I leave the gas on?....... NOOOO! I'm a ****ing squirrel!!!
     

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