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Rocket scientists

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jun 25, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    > > Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
    at
    the
    > > windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all
    > traveling
    > > at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent
    incidents of
    > > collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the
    windshields.
    > > British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on
    the
    > > windshields of their new high-speed trains. Arrangements were made
    and a
    > gun
    > > was sent to the British engineers.
    > >
    > > When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
    hurled
    > > out
    > > of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to
    > > smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the
    engineer's
    > > backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin
    like
    an
    > > arrow shot from a bow. The horrified Brits sent NASA the
    disastrous
    > results
    > > of the experiment along with the designs of the windshield and
    begged
    the
    > US
    > > scientists for suggestions.
    > >
    > > NASA responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken."........
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Seen it coming but still ROTFLMFAO!!!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
  4. Gandolf

    Gandolf 1/2 ton status

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    That's actually a true story!!
     
  5. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color="blue"> Dumb Asses ! </font color>
     

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