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Rules of etiquette for dealing with peace activists

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by rocko, Mar 18, 2003.

  1. rocko

    rocko 1/2 ton status

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    Rules of etiquette for dealing with peace activists
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    With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will
    encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us
    that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones
    who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001.

    These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most
    of us don't know how to react to them. When you come
    upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here
    are the proper rules of etiquette:

    1. Listen politely while this person explains their
    views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look
    very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how
    revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who
    did this to us, we will only bring on more violence.
    They will probably use many arguments, ranging from
    political to religious to humanitarian.

    2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning,
    punch them in the nose.

    3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will
    be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be
    careful.

    4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that
    violence only brings about more violence and remind them
    of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are
    really committed to a non-violent approach to undeserved
    attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a
    solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they
    really believe what they are saying.

    5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree
    that you are correct.

    6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this
    time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.

    7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are
    obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an
    argument he/she is making.

    8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an
    unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a
    nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt
    with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge
    debt for what they are about to do for us and our
    children. We must support them and our leaders at times
    like these. We have no choice. We either strike back,
    VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.


    Just a few punches to mention:
    Twin Towers 2001
    USS Cole
    Twin Towers 93
    American Embassy 98
    Kuwait 91
     
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    you know in my town of portland oregon they have said that on the day we go to war they will all assemble in front of the federal building downtown and protest /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif i think i might just go down and give this a try /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Or do like the Isralies did and just run over the dumb a$$ with a bulldozer /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    We needed this to be done today with all the protesters that busted windows and spray painted buildings and inocint peoples rigs /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif It is just BS when Portland hits the National News over the protesters being out of control /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    We have plenty of war protester's at UT... and they keep assembling in downtown Austin... I hope someone starts some crap with me when I'm driving home on i-35 after work someday... /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
     
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    Or do like the Isralies did and just run over the dumb a$$ with a bulldozer


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    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif I'll use my /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif with a big /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif flying from the top of it! It might be kind of gross to pick people parts out of the swampers, but nothing a pressure washer won't fix!
     

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