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Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chris87K5, Jan 31, 2003.

  1. Chris87K5

    Chris87K5 1/2 ton status

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    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
    2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
    3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
    4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
    5. Get rid of your cat.
    6. Sunday = Sports
    7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
    8. Women wearing wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their
    right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
    9. You have too many shoes.
    10 Crying is blackmail.
    11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
    12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
    13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from
    point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
    14. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
    15. A headache for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
    16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
    17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an
    argument.
    18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
    expect us to act like soap opera guys.
    19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one
    of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
    20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we
    know how pretty you are?
    21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
    22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you
    want it done - Not both.
    23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither
    do we.
    24. You have enough clothes.
    25. Nothing says, "I love you," like sex.
     
  2. MOABDADC22

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    Oh Man, that is too damn funny. I like " A headache for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor." /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    25. Nothing says, "I love you," like sex.

    [/ QUOTE ] Should be: 25. Nothing says, "I love you," more then oral sex. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  4. Chris87K5

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.


    [/ QUOTE ]
    I'm gonna start using this one /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  5. jackedjimmy350

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one
    of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.


    [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    old but still funni /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. Muddytazz

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    man, you diggin in the graves again? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. FatBoyBlazer

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    no i had it saved under my favorites...from a while back /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     

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