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Rules to enter TEXAS

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GORRILLA, Jul 15, 2003.

  1. GORRILLA

    GORRILLA 1/2 ton status

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    > > >Subject: Fw: RULES TO ENTER TEXAS
    >
    > > > > The following rules apply to each person as they enter Texas. Learn
    > 'em.
    > >
    > > > > ><><><><><><><><><><
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road". I drive a
    > > pickup truck because I need to. No matter how slow you drive, you're
    > going
    > > to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 3. They are pigs, cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to
    > > you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and
    > I-10
    > > go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 4. So you have a $60,000 dollar car. We're impressed. We have
    > > quarter-million dollar cotton strippers that we drive 3 weeks a year.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being
    friendly.
    > > Try to understand the concept.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we
    > > WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to
    > > your ear at the time.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawdads. You really want sushi & caviar?
    > > It's available at the corner bait shop.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a
    > > religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 9. We open doors for women. That is applied to everyone, regardless
    > of
    > > age.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or
    > > you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham &
    turkey.
    >
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats,
    > > vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Pace
    > Picante
    > > Sauce.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, served
    > > over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know
    > how
    > > to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 13. High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the
    > >
    > > >Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit the water hazards - it
    > spooks
    > > the fish.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 15. Colleges? Try Texas A&M. They come outta there with an education
    > > plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups
    > > when they come for the holidays.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 16. We have more folks in the Navy, Army, Marines, and Air Force
    than
    > > any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas." If you do, it will get your
    > > butt whipped by the best.
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > 17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said:
    > > "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States
    can't
    > > make it without Texas."
    > >
    > > > >
    > >
    > > > > GOD BLESS TEXAS ! ! !
     
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  6. TXsizeK5

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    [ QUOTE ]
    High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.



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    Now thats just not true at all. Not my old highschool atleast /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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  8. k5ntexas

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    hey derek in the lil towns football is life there. seriously. football is a big thing here too.

    jacob
     
  9. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.



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    Now thats just not true at all. Not my old highschool atleast /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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    Yeah right, in Texas???????
     
  10. TXsizeK5

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    hey derek in the lil towns football is life there. seriously. football is a big thing here too.

    jacob

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    Yea i know, i saw "varsity blues," with Billy Bob's badass k10 w/ boggers! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    i still have that too. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I love the bit in the strip bar. That was classic.......
     
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    All I know, is that when I entered ODESSA PERMIANS stadium, I was in awe!
    A high school with turf and 10,000 seating capcity, a 2 story press box, and a olympic style 9 lane track.

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    ROFL you bastard, give it back to me! Its been like 3 yrs!


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    I love the bit in the strip bar. That was classic.......


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    seriously it just keeps slippin from my mind. lol.
     
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    All I know, is that when I entered ODESSA PERMIANS stadium, I was in awe!
    A high school with turf and 10,000 seating capcity, a 2 story press box, and a olympic style 9 lane track.

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    When your school has a book written about it cause of the football, then you know it's serious. Do ya know the name of the book that was written about Odessa Permian?
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    All I know, is that when I entered ODESSA PERMIANS stadium, I was in awe!
    A high school with turf and 10,000 seating capcity, a 2 story press box, and a olympic style 9 lane track.

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    Hell, that's nothing! Westlake HS Stadium in Austin can seat ~12k people, has a jumbo tron, and now they just installed real grass but they ustaa have Astro Turf down... /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  19. GORRILLA

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    Yeah, I think I have a copy of it.
    FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS ????
    Not to sure, But I didn't go to Odessa, I went to the other High school mentioned in that book. /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    All I know, is that when I entered ODESSA PERMIANS stadium, I was in awe!
    A high school with turf and 10,000 seating capcity, a 2 story press box, and a olympic style 9 lane track.

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    How true, We used to drive down there from Denton just to get our asses kicked after a 5 hour drive. But it was fun /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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