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Saddam influnced by Canada!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. dontoe

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    9/12/2006
    Angered Hussein Makes 'Kids In The Hall' Reference During Trial
    By Kris
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    This is gonna hurt!

    Baghdad, Iraq - It was a tense scene in an Iraqi courtroom Tuesday as a Kurdish villager retold the story of the attack of his village perpetrated by forces of Saddam Hussein.

    "Congratulations, you are in a cage, Saddam," witness Ghafour Hassan Abdullah said as he stared at the ousted president.

    Hussein later lashed out at "agents of Iran and Zionism" in the courtroom, called them "flatheads," and vowed to "crush all their heads." He then proceeded to close one eye and, using his thumb and pointer finger, made the motion of crushing the heads of various people in the courtroom. "I'm crushing your head," he madly chanted all the while.

    "Crushing your head" is a reference to the character Mr. Tyzik from the Canadian sketch comedy show 'The Kids in the Hall.' This show ran from 1989 to 1994 on CBC, CBS, and HBO and can now be seen in reruns on Comedy Central.

    Hussein is reportedly a huge fan of the show and used his immense power as ruler of Iraq to acquire bootleg copies of the show on DVD, though the US military have been unable to locate any such DVDs.

    "I'm very proud that our program has gained popularity in International markets," said the producer of 'The Kids in the Hall' Lorne Michaels. "The true sign of success for any television program is when a ruthless dictator on trial for the mass genocide makes a reference to your show."

    Michaels is planning to mail a "Crushing your head" t-shirt and season 4 of 'The Kids in the Hall' on DVD to Hussein as a show of appreciation.
     
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    What a flathead
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Annoying Kid- "So you're painting a chair, eh?"

    Man- "Yup"

    Annoying Kid- "That's why I stopped."

    Man- "I see."

    Annoying Kid- "I suppose you want me to paint your chair."

    Man- "No thanks......"

    Annoying Kid- "There's this girl in my class, she's eight, and she lives on her own without any parents, and she took the number off her house so the cops couldn't take her to jail, and she took off her mailbox so they couldn't send her a letter to tell her she is in trouble and has to go to jail, and she's eight, like I said......"

    Or something like that........ I laugh EVERY TIME i see that skit!!! :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
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    "...and when he went insane, and they put him in the crazyhouse, they didn;t use a staighjacket, the held his arms together with CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY GLUE"
     
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    Francesca Fiore!!!!!!!!!!

    Scott: I am Francesca Fiore, international B-movie star. [snaps and fire starts going in fireplace] But tonight, I am just simple woman, who cook simple dinner for her lover, Bruno Puntz Jones, also B-movie star. But Bruno is no here. His is late. Two hour late, ah? Am worry. Aye, I am worry, ah? Francesca Fiore is worry about Bruno.

    Mark: Correction. Francesca Fiore is worried about Bruno.

    Scott: Si. I am worry about Bruno.

    Mark: Francesca?

    Scott: [angry] Aye?

    Mark: Syntax.

    Scott: Sin? Tax? No, tax, no! [crosses behind chair]

    Mark: Francesca Fiore is worried about Bruno.

    Scott: Si. I am worry about Bruno.

    Mark: No!

    Scott: Yes!

    Mark: No, it's "worried." Francesca Fiore is worried about Bruno.

    Scott: I am worry about Bruno.

    Mark: Worried! With a D!

    Scott: D? I am worriedee? I am worriedah? I am worriedah!

    Mark: Yes.

    Scott: Ah, worriedah. I see, I dee, I ee, I eff. [laughing] I make joke in English, ah?

    Mark: Uh, yeah.

    [Scott gives an angry look.]

    Mark: Francesca Fiore is worried about Bruno. Repeat.

    Scott: Francesca Fiore is worriedah about Bruno. Is good? Is Canadian?

    Mark: Yes.

    Scott: [sighs] English is so complicate, ah?

    Mark: Complicated.

    Scott: Aye!

    Mark: Yes, it is.

    [Dave enters]

    Scott: Bruno.

    Dave: Francesca.

    [Scott slaps Dave.]

    Scott: You are two hour late, ah?

    Dave: I sorry.

    Mark: Correction. I am sorry.

    [Dave takes out his gun.]

    Scott: No, Bruno, no!

    [Dave shoots to the ceiling. A man falls and lands on the table.]

    Scott: Oh, Bruno.

    Dave: There. I killed your Canadian lover. And I no sorry.

    Scott: Bruno! Why you always kill, kill, kill all the time, time, time?

    Dave: I jealous.

    Scott: No, Bruno you *are* jealous.

    Dave: That's what I said. I say I jealous.

    Scott: Let's eat. Everything is cold.

    Dave: Is not. [indicating the dead man on the table]

    Scott: Ah, Bruno. You make joke in English, ah?

    Dave: No. I'm going to eat this man.

    Scott: Oh, okay. Let's go.

    [Scott sticks knife in him, with intent to eat.]
     
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    Herer about the kid who hung himself? He watched the Sadam video and "wondered" what it would feel like. I believe he was 10 years old or soo..
     
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    Weeding them out, one at a time.
     

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