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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jan 4, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.



    He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as

    possible. Sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month,

    otherwise it's total peace and quiet.



    After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his

    door. He opens it and there is a huge, bearded man standing there.



    "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road... Having a

    Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come...About

    5:00..."



    "Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some

    local folks. Thank you."



    As Lars is leaving, he stops, "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some

    drinkin'."



    "Not a problem," says Tom. "after 25 years in business, I can drink with

    the best of em."



    Again, as he starts to leave, Lars stops, "More 'n' likely gonna be some

    fightin' too."



    Sam says, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there.

    Thanks again."



    Once again Lars turns from the door. "More'n likely be some wild sex, too."



    "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been

    all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"



    Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want. Just gonna be

    the two of us."
     
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