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Santa And The FAA (Tis The Season)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mosesburb, Dec 2, 2006.

  1. mosesburb

    mosesburb For Rent Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration. It was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived at the North Pole.

    In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer.

    Santa got his logbook out and made sure all of his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.

    Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in, fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, much to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

    "What's that for?" Santa asked incredulously.

    The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff."
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: . Thanks I needed that. (check my pissed post)
     
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    It's an annual inspection, so a bump is in order.
     
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    Time for the annual check-ride bump :xmas:.
     
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    I am from the FAA and I'm here to help you!!:haha::rotfl::haha::rotfl::haha::rotfl::doah:
     
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    too funny:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    The FAA Mission Statement:

    We're not happy until you're not happy.
     
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    :haha::haha::haha:
     
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    You got that right! still funnay though.:haha:
     
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    Once again, it is that time.... :xmas:
     
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    Tis the season once again. Merry Christmas everybody!!
     
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    Laughs like this don't get old :xmas:
     
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    Wish I knew what I was pissed about in 2006!
     
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    Thanks. That was great!
     
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    I always heard Santa just flew low from dirt strips with the radios off...
     
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    Staying under the radar?
     

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