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SAT tests given in Oklahoma in 2002 to 16 year old students!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Feb 15, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    SAT tests given in Oklahoma in 2002 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be your president, someday.

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes sand, dead sheep and large pollutants like grit, canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

    Q: What is a planet?
    A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
    A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

    Q: What is the Fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean?
    A: Nearby.

    Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
    A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
    A: The caesarian section is a district in Rome.

    Q: What is a seizure?
    A: A Roman emperor.

    Q: What is a terminal illness?
    A: When you are like sick at the airport

    Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
    A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

    Q: What is a turbine?
    A: Something an Arab wears on his head
     
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    LOL - funny stuff /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
    A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


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    If those questions were actually on the SATs.....
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Isnt Boudroux originally a Oklahoma settler name ? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    A guy in my graduating class got over a 1600 on his SAT. He was in the news paper and everything. Then theres me. Somehow someones SAT scores ended up on my transcript cause i had a 1420 without ever taking the actual SAT before. And i was accepted into Oregon State University on those scores! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    I took it when i was 14 in 8th grade. it was someting they offered to the top 25 ppl in the class. well worth it becuz of the experience. now im 16 and will b taking it at least another 2 times to get the highest score i can.....i needa do well so i can get in the air force academy

    NITRO
     
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    SAT is a multiple choice test, and even the very wrong answers are not that bad, so maybe the joke is you never took the test if you believe this.
     
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    1600 is a perfect score and the kid didnt get any higher
     
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    suprised you chose oklahoma in stead of arkansas /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    i just cut and pasted it lol
     
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    contrary to popular belief, 1600 is NOT a perfect score /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif the SATs are curved, so to get 1600, you dont have to get every question right. if you get a 1600, it just means that you got less wrong than everyone else who took it.
     
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    Ahh, yes

    but it still stands that you can not receive higher than a 1600. It has also been noted that there are several errors on any given test too. I guess my fault in not exsplaining the semantics is to blame.
     
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    One of my best friends in high school got a 1580. He had a serious hangover from the night before, too! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
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    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.



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