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Saw the grossest thing i've ever seen while driving today

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by fordeater, May 17, 2006.

  1. fordeater

    fordeater 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    I just happen to look over into the car next to me to see a guy "pleasuring" himself. No cover up or anything. I'm still disgusted by it. I can't even imagine doing that while driving for the whole world to see.
     
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    sorry you had to see that.
     
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    dhcomp 3/4 ton status Premium Member

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    haha, i thought you were gonna say you saw someone getting road head.......

    what you saw is rediculous
     
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    When I was working the swing shift, I had a guy pacing me in the next lane as I was driving home. I would speed up and he would speed up, etc. I finally looked over at him like WTF dood and he turned on his interior light so I could see that he was whacking off :yikes: then he gives me this creepy smile :doah: Freaking pervert! EEEEW

    fixed it :)
     
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    peeping tom!
     
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    mofugly13 1 ton bucket of rust Premium Member

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    I was with my girlfriend driving to Sacramento, she was driving. At one point I looked over and this chick has her left leg up, foot on the dash, and her right hand down in her crotch. (She was wearing a skirt). I was like "Whoa! Stay with that car!" I wanted to get a better look. My GF was apparently not interested in letting me check it out and let the other car get lost in traffic. DAMN!
     
  7. Can Can

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    It would have been worse if he looked over and winked at you....... :rotfl:

    Geez, I gotta drive right through Spokane to get home. Hearing things like that makes me a wee bit nervous. Up until now, my biggest fear was fumes' "Loft of Love", where men are men and goats are nervous. :haha:
     
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    mofugly13 1 ton bucket of rust Premium Member

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    i don't think 'fumes' goats are nervous, I think they're into it.
     
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    you sure you don't won't to stay at my house canmore, it wasn't far from my house. I should have followed the perv home and knocked him out for causing me to see that
     
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    That's pretty bad. I had a similar experience the other day.

    I was driving down a stretch of highway where there's nothing but trees on either side for a couple miles, and as I was heading north, I see two figures off in the distance walking down the side of the southbound side. They're about 200yds from each other, as if they were traveling together and got in a fight.

    As I get to the first person, I see it's a white guy, probably in his late 20s, around 250lbs. He's a hippie-lookin motherfukker, like he hasn't showered in 3 weeks, dreadlocks, and a tie-die t-shirt. As I pass, I think to myself, "Bro, there's no way in hell anyone is gonna give your dirty ass a ride."

    A moment later I come up on the second figure, who is easily 50lbs heavier than the first guy, probably closer to 100lbs heavier and just as dirty. Then I realize it's female.

    And she's got her left boob out.

    And she's jiggling it to get attention.



    Best part is, on my return trip, I passed the guy, but his female companion was nowhere to be seen :rotfl:
     
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    ewwwwwww
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:I wonder what services she offered in return for the ride.

    I've always heard truckers tell stories of females doing that. at one point, I wanted to be a trucker, but now since men are doing it, I'm glad I never did
     
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    One day I'm driving down the highway, just minding my own business, I see car's lights flashing everynow and then behind me, but everytime I'd look the lights would be gone. I kinda forget about it pretty quickly, listening to music or whatever. Then in my perpheral vision, I see this car pacing me. I look over into one of the nicest set of hoohaas I've seen in a while:bow: ......did I ever tell you guys about the time I drove off the highway and wrecked my truck??
     
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    We're not supposed to pleasure ourselves while we drive? :doah:
     
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    There are times that a car's low stance is a good thing.....
     
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    and its generally not a good thing when the guy in the car next to you is thumpin his dummy.
     
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    Roadhead= good for him, I'd show off too. Been there, got that.

    Plessuring one's self= creepy, wierd, etc.
     
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    One time when I was TDY to the ATL, I was staying in a cheap ass motel to save some cash on my per diem. I had to be at work at about 6 in the morning, so I set off early to hit a waffle house on the way. I never leave my bags in the hotel room, so I walked around to the passenger side of my truck to put my bag on the floor, and I look at the car parked next to me. In the driver seat is a woman with an adult toy, phalic in design, both feet on the dash, pounding away at herself. At first I didn't believe it, so I looked into the truck for a few seconds and turned back around. Yep, she was definaltely going at it. I stood there for a second watching her do it, and she opened her eyes and looked at me for a second. We locked gazes for about 2 or 3 seconds. She never missed a beat, and closed her eyes and kept going at it. I walked around to the other side of the truck and had a nice breakfast at the Waffle House. I realized that the woman was probably high, and living in the car. She was overweight and dirty, and you could tell the gardener had been fired years ago.

    I'll always remember that special moment I shared with Fatty McMethhead.
     
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