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School Days

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jac6695, Jan 15, 2006.

  1. jac6695

    jac6695 1/2 ton status

    May 2, 2002
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    Christiansburg, VA
    Maybe a repost, but I got this from my MIL :D :

    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. ?But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied,??"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money." ?The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"?"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
  2. dremu

    dremu Officious Thread Derailer Premium Member

    Feb 27, 2000
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    East of San Francisco
    Now now.:shame:

    Of course, I'm a registered Democrat, and *I* wouldn't vote for Hillary. :rolleyes:

    -- A

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