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Seattle Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TSGB, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end her life by
    throwing herself into Puget Sound. She went down to the docks and was
    about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her
    teetering on the edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and said,
    "Listen, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning
    and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of
    you and bring you food every day. "Moving closer, he slipped his arm
    around her shoulder and added with a wink, "I'll make you happy, and
    you
    can make me happy."
    The blonde nodded yes through her tears. After all, wha t did she have
    to lose? That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
    lifeboat, along with blankets and food. From then on, every night he
    brought her sandwiches, water, wine and fruit and they would make mad,
    passionate love until dawn.
    Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
    the Captain. "What the hell are you doing here?" the Captain
    demanded
    angrily.
    I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I
    get
    free food and a trip to Europe. Meanwhile (she says coyly) he's taking
    advantage of me so to speak (wink, wink)."
    "He sure as hell is, lady," the Captain said, "this is the
    Bremerton
    ferry."
     
  2. ryan22re

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    the bremerton ferry doesnt go to europe?

    hmmm...
     
  3. TSGB

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