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See ladies, it's good for you. MAY OFFEND

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Mar 11, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    See ladies, it\'s good for you. MAY OFFEND

    See ladies, it's good for you.
    It should be law.

    Every blowjob you give, adds one month to your life.

    If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.

    A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.

    Every ten minutes of dry humping is equivalent to twelve minutes on the treadmill.

    Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.

    Intercourse prevents divorce.

    Regular screwing releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.

    Sex eliminates headaches.

    Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard", triples your chances of getting into heaven.
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.


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    rebelrockin 1/2 ton status

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    Re: See ladies, it\'s good for you. MAY OFFEND

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    A handjob a day keeps arthritis away.


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    GREAT!! I'll NEVER get arthritis! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif Oh, wait....you meant her.... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif

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    Intercourse prevents divorce.


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    I most certainly DOES!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: See ladies, it\'s good for you. MAY OFFEND

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    Intercourse prevents divorce.

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    So thats what went wrong!!! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
    Oh wait, she's supposed to have it with me. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     
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    I'm offended....
    That I ain't gettin any.. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
     

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