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Seein' the Rabbi

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Dec 17, 2002.

  1. TopOff

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    Seein\' the Rabbi

    A Man goes to see the Rabbi.

    "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to
    you about it."

    The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

    The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "I'm sure you're
    wrong."

    The man pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning
    Me. What should I do?"

    The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what, let me talk to her.
    I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

    A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke
    to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You
    want my advice?"

    The man anxiously says, "Yes, please."

    "OK. Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
     

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