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Self - Esteem

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

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    > I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I
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    > > > went to a
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    > > > psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to
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    > > > build my self- esteem,
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    > > > and so he gave me a book on assertiveness, which I
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    > > > read on the way home.
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    > > >
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    > > > I finished the book by the time I reached my house.
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    > > > I stormed into the
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    > > > house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in
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    > > > her face, and said,
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    > > >
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    > > > "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man
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    > > > of this house, and
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    > > > my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet
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    > > > meal tonight, and
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    > > > when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
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    > > > sumptuous dessert
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    > > > afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to
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    > > > draw me my bath so I
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    > > > can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath,
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    > > > guess who's going to
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    > > > dress me and comb my hair?"
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    > > >
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    > > >
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    > > > "The freaking funeral director," she said.
     
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    I wrote her off for the tenth time today
    I practised all the things I would say
    she came over
    I lost my nerve
    I took her back and made her dessert
    I know I'm being used
    That's okay man cause I like the abuse
    I know she's playin with me
    That's okay cause I got no self esteem /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    As well as Static X, The Offspring is one of my favorite bands also /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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