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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Nov 27, 2002.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome

    things that money can buy."



    * Tom Clancy



    "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

    * Steve Martin



    "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good

    partner, you'd better have a good hand."

    * Woody Allen



    "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday

    night."

    * Rodney Dangerfield



    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual

    arousal, particularly in women.

    Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

    * Lynn Lavner



    "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at

    the taxidermist."

    * Matt Barry



    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

    * Camille Paglia



    "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight

    are unimportant."

    * George Burns



    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole

    relationships."

    * Sharon Stone



    "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's

    reading."

    * Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)



    "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it., so I said

    "Thyroid problem?'"

    * Arnold Schwarzenegger



    "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black

    men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

    * Tiger Woods



    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

    * Jack Nicholson



    Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,

    but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

    * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara

    had a sense of humor!



    "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's

    genitals through his wallet."

    * Robin Williams



    "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as

    the only time of the month that I can be myself."

    * Roseanne



    "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

    * Billy Crystal



    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable

    undressing

    in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.

    They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just

    grateful."

    * Robert De Niro



    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men

    are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause

    severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

    * Dustin Hoffman



    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think,

    'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"

    * Jerry Seinfeld

    "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't

    like and just give her a house."

    * Rod Stewart



    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and

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  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    4x4dreamer 1/2 ton status

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    SEX?????? WHERE????? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
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    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    zakk 1/2 ton status

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    is that post supposed to be funny or true?
     
  6. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    ntaj*ep 1/2 ton status

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    SEX, show me where and when!
    -NTAJ*EP
     
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    MEPR 1/2 ton status

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