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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 84k5, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. 84k5

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    So that's what he's going to be doing in the NBA off-season? I'd hate to get pulled over by him!

    EDIT - Hmm. Glad to see he likes to give back to the community in that fashion.
     
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    I'd rather be pulled over by Mr.O'Neal of Miami, than Mr.Coleman of Dallas!
     
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    Some how this struck me as incredibly funny....


    "it is unlikely he'll ever be able to walk the beat or go undercover."


    :haha: :haha:
     
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    He's been doing this stuff for years now. Some of the looks from people when you show up to something like a bar fight with a 7 ft. black guy in uniform would be priceless.

    Funny story I read a few years ago about celebrities on the other end involved the Undertaker. Before he went to the WWF way back when, he used to hang out with a guy named Dutch Mantell, who was an old school wrassler. Mantell posted the story.

    They were traveling together one night after leaving the arena to go to another town. They got pulled over by a bunch of cops. Apparently their car matched the description of a robbery car. So the cops began felony take down procedures. They pull Mantell out first. He wasn't a big guy by any means, but with long, black hair and full beard, he looked like a badass. He says they then pulled the Undertaker out. He said that alone was priceless because of his size and appearance, some of the cops got weirded out.....................:D
     
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    reminds me of walking into a bar in Astoria Oregon behind my 1st Sgt.

    hes black, bald and 6'7 300lbs...and hes not fat.

    the looks on the faces of the crowd was priceless, the music actually stopped!!!

    i guess the other 30 of us with shaved heads, mohawks, etc made em stare too.:D
     
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    reminds me of walking into a bar in Astoria Oregon behind my 1st Sgt.

    hes black, bald and 6'7 300lbs...and hes not fat.

    the looks on the faces of the crowd was priceless, the music actually stopped!!!

    i guess the other 30 of us with shaved heads, mohawks, etc made em stare too.:D
     
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    RFM, that story made me grin ear to ear. I bet your 1st. Sgt has no problems with anybody trying to mess with him wherever he goes.
     
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    ya, i saw him lay out a Iraqi with a bitch slap, we cuffed him cause he tried to run a checkpoint, he was arguing with our interpreter, he wouldnt shut up kept talking and bitching and spitting at us...

    Top back handed him and knocked him smooth out...

    best **** ever!
     
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    we had a master sgt. in "A" school that had to have custom shirts mae cause his arms were so big, eaisly as big as my thigh muscle
     

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