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SHE WAS SO BLONDE…

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Sep 30, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    SHE WAS SO BLONDE…
    … she thought a quarterback was a refund
    … she thought General Motors was in the army
    … she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
    … at the bottom where it said "sign here" she wrote Libra

    SHE WAS SOO BLONDE…
    … she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
    … she sent a fax with a stamp on it
    … she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
    … under "education" she put "Hooked on Phonics"

    SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE…
    … she tripped over a cordless phone
    … she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate"
    … she told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk"
    … she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

    SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE…
    … she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
    … she studied for a blood test
    … she sold her car for gas money
    … when the sign said "AIRPORT LEFT" she turned around and went home

    SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE…
    … when she heard that 90% of crimes occurred near home, she moved
    … she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
    … she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
    … she thought she could not use her AM radio in the evening
     
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  3. Confedneck

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    Re: SHE WAS SO BLONDE…

    he was sooo bored..
    he posted stupid jokes
    he wasted bandwidth
    he whored his post count

    he was sooo bored..
    that its kinda hard
    to make a list like
    the one about the blonde


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  4. 55Willy

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    Re: SHE WAS SO BLONDE…

    shannon.. not only is this a repost but......



    drum roll.....



    You were the one who posted it the last time, ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!
     
  5. Confedneck

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    Re: SHE WAS SO BLONDE…

    well now doesnt that just SUCK lmao...bwhahahaha
     
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    Re: SHE WAS SO BLONDE…

    but then again with 12,120 post some will be doubles,LOL
     
  7. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: SHE WAS SO BLONDE…

    when did i post this? i don't remember it /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: SHE WAS SO BLONDE…

    She's soooooooo blonde she thought a box of Corn Flakes was a puzzle of a rooster and she couldn't figure it out..
     
  9. 55Willy

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    nevermind it was Jeff who posted it on 7-9-03

    although with all the /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif's I get you two mixed up
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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