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She was so blonde that.........

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TXBIGFISH, Jul 22, 2002.

  1. TXBIGFISH

    TXBIGFISH 1/2 ton status

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    She was so blond that.......

    1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

    2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter.

    4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years."

    5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

    6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

    7. When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C."

    8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries.

    9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

    10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

    11. Hates M & Ms because they are so hard to peel.

    12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.

    13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds."

    14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
     
  2. ntaj*ep

    ntaj*ep 1/2 ton status

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    LMFAO!!! Those are new to me and damn funnie!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
  3. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

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    Brute strength and ingnorance shall prevail!


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    Isnt that spelled Ignorance? /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     

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