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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Aug 13, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

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    Heard this story bout a guy in kentucky who had some sheep.

    He had some sheep out in a field, surrounded by an electric wire fence. Well, one day he goes out into the field an notice's all the sheeps butt holes are extremeley large. He knows that somebody has been out violating the sheep.

    So he builds a four foot high fence to keep who ever it is out of the pen. He still has the electric wire around the wall, so he goes back the next day an the sheep's butt holes are STILL huge.

    Then he builds a 8 foot high fence, he knew that would stop the tresspasser from violatin the goats. So he built the wall an left the electric wire around the fence.

    He came back the next day, an the sheeps butt holes were STILL huge. Who ever it was vioating the goats where gettin over the wall.

    So he added some of that wire with the prick things on it( I cant remember what its called/brain fart) too keep them out.

    What is the frickin name of that wire.... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    OK...I'll bite....Barbed Wire /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    SO YOUR THE ONE WHO IS VIOLATING HIS GOATS!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Works so much better in person
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    SO YOUR THE ONE WHO IS VIOLATING HIS GOATS!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    Works so much better in person

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    i thought it was sheep /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    it was my friend david that got them he seems to like his sheep /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    If david like's sheep so much, doe's he use sheep dip? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    naaaaaa no dip he only uses them for sex LMAO /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    whattttt u all seemed shocked LMAO i have to give my friend crap he gives it to me
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    OMG, a sheep fawker? Greenacre's is the place to be... farm livin is the life for me... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Sheeps, Goats.....its all the same in the dark.

    Reminds me of another funny story.

    These two kentucky boys were talkin bout what they used to do in thier younger days. The one ole boy asks the other one, "you remember the first time you had sex?." The other ole boy says "Yep, sure do. Me an this ole gal was goin at it, an her mom caught us."

    "DAGUM" says the other boy, "What did she do?"

    Welp, she just kept on grazin in the field.

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    That one may take a second to sink in, but if your from Kentucky, you know exactly what it means /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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