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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by roadnotca, Apr 23, 2007.

  1. roadnotca

    roadnotca 3/4 ton status

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    "I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
    I'll need a whole roll after I finish puking:haha:
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    if you spend enough time with everyone telling you that your sh!t doesn't stink, you may also believe that 1 square is enough.
     
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    That would be a nice, enforceable piece of legislation. Could we still use toilet paper to blow our nose? If you need more than one square, could you use Kleenex and not have it count against your toilet paper square quota?:dunno:

    There's obviously some very important details that would need to be worked out.

    :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    Carbon Credits:haha:
     
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    They could go old school and we could get "toilet square" ration stamp books. That would save a bunch of trees.
     
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    I'd still bang her like an unlatched screen door in a West Texas thunderstorm.
     
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    Or, she doesn't need TP, I would volunteer to lick her............
     
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    I'd bang the cancer cell's right outta her..
     
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    See that line back there. The one you just crossed? Stay behind it from now on.:D
     
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    :rotfl: :bow: :p:
     
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    She probaly smells like a transient if "one square" is it.:haha:
    Oh but don't you know, everyone has a Bidet, oui?:doah:
     
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    Because I deal with them all the time, I'm suddenly getting real nauseous :doah: :haha: !!!
     
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    someone should tell her that her "tour" is wasting more fossil fuels than an average American would in a life time. Lots of equipment to move, lots of riding in buses and/or planes, lots of bright lights, lots of t-shirts etc etc etc etc.

    j
     
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    now, now. None of that common sense or math please. It upsets the star...
     
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    Sounds like the old trick where you use one square (or a napkin) to clean up, having cut a hole out of the center for your finger to do the detail work. You then use the piece cut from the center to clean undere your fingernail :D
     
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    :haha: Isn't there some countries in the "soon to be glass" Middle East where you do not handshake with the right, for those very reasons.:bow:
     
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    She obviously didn't read that new report that says that pine tree forests CONTRIBUTE to global warming. (no joke...this global warming study crap is all over the place!) Oh well...retarded ideas and all...I'd still pee in her butt..as long as she goes to the shower first.
     
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    Hey, the geniuses that are going to save us need to get the message out, the message is more important than the resources wasted getting it to us!

    I propose conference call tours to save resources.
     
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    :haha: So they don't call us, we'll call them.....never.
     

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