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Shipwrecked

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 29, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
    They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being
    there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every
    evening to watch the sun go down.

    One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus
    clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
    As they sat there, the sheep started looking
    better and better to the redneck.
    Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

    But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took
    his arm from around the sheep.
    After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
    the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold,
    there was another shipwreck.
    The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
    woman the redneck had ever seen.
    She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued
    her, but he slowly nursed her back to health.

    When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to
    their evening beach ritual.
    It was another beautiful evening: red sky,
    cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.
    He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
    leaned over to the young woman, cautiously,
    and whispered in her ear....

    "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    what a dumb a$$ lol /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  3. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    I agree, I'd of walked the dog myself.
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    hehehe...
     
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    stupid people shouldn't breed anyway
     
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    you calling rednecks stupid?????

    Later
     
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    <font color=blue> ROTFLMAO ! Good one !
     
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    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Actually ......... yes !
     
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    hey i represent that remark!!!

    Later
     
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    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> I'm sorry, but the term redneck just oozes stupidity to me ..... take no offense.
     
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    im just messing around...im a good ole boy...theres a difference. i have all my teeth and can count to twenty with my shoes ON!!

    Later
     
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    <font color=blue> That's what I'm talking about ....... The term redneck gives me the image of Ned Beatty bent over a log squeeling like a pig ........ Not good !
     
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    haha deliverance baby...what a great movie...

    my dads actually floated that same river in a raft...kinda cool

    Later
     
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    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Did he see the little inbred goofball with the banjo too !
     
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    i tell you what that boy can pick!!!

    Later

    that kid was one of the scariest things in the worl when hes up on the bridge swinging the banjo...holy crap scared the sh!t outta me
     
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    <font color=blue> I bet the smell coming off of him was horrendous !
     

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