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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

    Dec 3, 2003
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    Dallas Texas
    An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
    She replied: a can of peaches.

    The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

    The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

    The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

    Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge asked, " What is it? "

    The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."


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