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Showering .........Men Vs Women

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MOABDADC22, Dec 18, 2002.

  1. MOABDADC22

    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

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    > How to Shower Like a Woman
    >
    > 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
    > lights and darks.
    > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
    the
    > way, cover up any exposed areas.
    > 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -make mental note to do
    more
    > sit-ups
    > 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
    > wide loofah, and pumice stone.
    > 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
    > vitamins.
    > 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
    > 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
    > natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    > 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
    > red.
    > 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
    > 10. Complain because your husband had been eating your ginger nut and
    jaffa
    > cake body wash.
    > 11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
    > 12. Shave armpits and legs.
    > 13. Turn off shower.
    > 14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
    > 15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap
    hair
    > in super absorbent towel.
    > 16. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.
    > 17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
    > 18. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
    >
    > How To Shower Like a Man
    >
    > 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
    a
    > pile.
    > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
    > at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
    > 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
    wiener
    > and scratch your ass.
    > 4. Get in the shower.
    > 5. Wash your face.
    > 6. Wash your armpits.
    > 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
    > 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound
    in
    > the shower.
    > 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
    > 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
    > 11. Shampoo your hair.
    > 12. Taste your wifes ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
    > 13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
    > 14. Pee.
    > 15. Rinse off and get out of shower.
    > 16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
    > hanging out of tub the whole time.
    > 17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
    > 18. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
    > 19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull
    > off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
    > 20. Throw wet towel on bed.
    >
     
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    OMG, that is me to a tee. Even the "woo-woo" sound. I was laughing my ass off here at work. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

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    Thats also me, too!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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