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Sick Humor for your Friday

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Oct 3, 2003.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Sorry if this offends, but if you've ever had to stay in the hospital, I'm sure you can relate to this. I was lmao /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
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    EXERCISES TO PREPARE FOR YOUR HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE:

    1. Lay nude on the front lawn and ask the weed man to probe you with his applicator.

    2. Drink a quart of Sherwin-Williams Eggshell One-Coat Coverage Interior Flat White #2. Then have your child stuff his slinky down your throat.

    3. Put a real estate agent's 'Open House' sign on your front yard and lie on your bed dressed in a paper napkin with straws stuck up your nose.

    4. Put your hand down the garbage disposal while practicing your smile and repeating:
    "mild discomfort".

    5. Set your alarm to go off every ten minutes from ten PM to seven AM, at which times you will alternately puncture your wrist with a Craftsman (squarehead) screwdriver and stab yourself with a knitting needle.

    6. Remove all actual food from the house.

    7. With several strands of Christmas lights strung from a coat tree and onto yourself, walk slowly up and down the hall.

    8. Urinate into an empty lipstick tube.



    Have a great weekend, all! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  3. k5ntexas

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Is there some kind of rating system to this? I gotta few of them right. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     

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