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Sick Joke....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by landsmasher, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. landsmasher

    landsmasher 1/2 ton status

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    A big old redneck walks into his local bar with a big grin on his
    face.
    "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
    "Well, I'll tell you," he replies. "You know I live by the railroad tracks.
    Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies.
    I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
    Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!"
    "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky slob.
    Was she pretty?"
    "Dunno....never found her head....."
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Thanks for the laugh...I just IM'd that to some friends.
     
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    Bahahaha! THat's good!
     
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    John
     
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    John
     
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    ya I heard that before but the punchline was "hey did you get any head" and the redneck goes "no the train took off her head"

    same diff
     

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