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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by POWERMAD, May 21, 2005.

  1. POWERMAD

    POWERMAD 1/2 ton status

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    A buddy of mine works at Jiffy lube and had an older lady come in with a nasty oil leak, he gives her my # and she calls me asking if I will look at it.
    I tell her I will think about it as I don't normaly do side work.
    My buddy at work says hey never discount the perv factor, she may have a hot single granddaughter.
    So I figure what the hell I'll go and look at it as it is near the house anyway.
    I get there and it is a 66 year old Black lady. Ok no hottie for me.
    I check out the leak and get that all figured out and go in to talk to her.
    There are gay pride signs and whatnot and I pay them no mind, the hotties in the pictures all over did catch my eye.
    Any way as we are talking I notice a brass pole attached to the ceiling in the middle of the living room, curiosity finaly got the better of me and I asked about it, well she is a lesbian and sort of a den mother to the local strippers.
    They come over almost everyday to warm up before work and hang out.
    I have changed my policy on not doing side work... :D
     
  2. shane74

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    Niiiiiiiice..gonna hafta fix it during the warm up hours :deal:
     
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    :raises BS flag: where's the pics?
     
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    I second that.
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Ron , you never cease to amaze ...... :D
     
  6. kyser_soze

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    Pure strip TEASE :D

    Who cares I'd watch them! :D

    Ask them if they would want a judge on what guy's would like to see at a club :D .
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    Pics ?? Heck with that, where's the videos ???? :D
     
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    Even if it's not true, it sure is a good story.
     
  10. POWERMAD

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    What possible reason could I have to post a bogus story? :screwy:
    To win the approval and admiration of people I have never met on the net. :rolleyes:
    I'll not lose any sleep over it if ya don't believe me.
    As for pics???? Are ya out of yer friggin mind?
    I do believe I'll be a good boy and try and make some new freinds and not piss em off by lookin like a jackoff.

    Being new in town and having just went through a nasty divorce 4 months ago it's not to hard to figure out.
    Be cool and have a little class or...
    Look like a 14 year old jackoff who cant wait for the next edition of the Sunday K-Mart underwear add.

    She does have a room for rent, I may be moving off my moms couch real soon.. :xmas:
     
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    mikey_d05 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I'll have you know that I resent that remark.
     
  12. nc87k5

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    here, fixed it for you. :D :D


    j/k!
     

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