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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Feb 11, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

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    > On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    > "We're #1 in the #2 business."
    > **************************
    >
    > Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
    > **************************
    >
    > At a Proctologist's door
    > "To expedite your visit please back in."
    > **************************
    >
    > On a Plumber's truck:
    > "We repair what your husband fixed."
    > **************************
    >
    > On a Plumber's truck:
    > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
    > **************************
    >
    > Pizza Shop Slogan:
    > "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
    > **************************
    >
    > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    > "Invite us to your next blowout."
    > **************************
    >
    > On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    > "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
    > **************************
    >
    > At a Towing company:
    > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    > **************************
    >
    > On an Electrician's truck:
    > "Let us remove your shorts."
    > **************************
    >
    > In a Nonsmoking Area:
    > "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
    > action."
    > **************************
    >
    > On a Maternity Room door:
    > "Push. Push. Push."
    > **************************
    >
    > At an Optometrist's Office
    > "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
    > place."
    > **************************
    >
    > On a Taxidermist's window:
    > "We really know our stuff."
    > **************************
    >
    > In a Podiatrist's office:
    > "Time wounds all heels."
    > **************************
    >
    > On a Fence:
    > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
    > **************************
    >
    > At a Car Dealership:
    > "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
    > **************************
    >
    > Outside a Muffler Shop:
    > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    > **************************
    >
    > In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    > **************************
    >
    > At the Electric Company:
    > "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    > However, if you don't, you will be."
    > **************************
    >
    > In a Restaurant window:
    > "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
    > **************************
    >
    > In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    > "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
    >
    > **************************
    > At a Propane Filling Station,
    > "Tank heaven for little grills."
    > **************************
    >
    > And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
    > "Best place in town to take a leak."
    >
     

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