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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TXsizeK5, Jul 2, 2003.

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    So I lady dies and goes to heaven. Upon reaching heaven she sees many pocket watches and clocks with names above them. She asks the angels if these watches are other people's time left on earth, she also notices her husbands is not there. The angel informs her that these are actaully watches that move an hour every time somone either thinks of commiting adultery, actaully does commit adultery, or pleasures themself. She then gladly sighed and replied, "I guess that's why my husbad's isn't here." The angel replied, "actaully, God uses his clock for a fan." /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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