Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

Sit Down, Leroy!!!"

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2001
    Posts:
    1,492
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    dnaltroP, nogerO
    Sit Down, Leroy!!!\"

    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office,

    trailed by 15 kids...


    "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"


    "Yes'am they be all mine," the flustered momma sighs,

    having heard that question a thousand times before.


    She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.


    "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.


    I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest--he be Leroy."

    "OK, and who's next?"

    "Well, this one he be Leroy, too."


    The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues.

    One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.

    Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy

    "All right...," says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?"


    Their Momma replied, "Well, yes--it make it easier.


    When it is time to get them out of the bed and ready for school, I yells, 'Leroy!'


    An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they

    all comes a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into

    the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest

    idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."


    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then

    wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you

    just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"

    "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I

    calls them by their last names"
     
  2. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2003
    Posts:
    5,231
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    North Carolina
    Re: Sit Down, Leroy!!!\"

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  3. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2003
    Posts:
    12,838
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    B.C. CANADA
    Re: Sit Down, Leroy!!!\"

    /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
    Thats definitly different /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  4. behemoth

    behemoth 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    May 16, 2000
    Posts:
    1,833
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Northwest Florida
    Re: Sit Down, Leroy!!!\"

    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif Oldie but Goodie !! /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif
     

Share This Page